No. Just no. She is the definition of pretentious. And waaay to good to hang out with the likes of you and me. Re-evaluate son.

I respect Bill and Harry' military service. At least it wasn't a mere formality. And Bill has some red lips.

So, how big is your John Thomas?

Mmm. Crab legs sprinkled with tears. Free soda from Burger King to drink. Perfect breakfast after a good night of rapin'.

What is too bad is that there is no way to quickly learn about such things, for instance, in the car ride to the event. Someone should invent a handheld device that can like pull up the Internet, so he could go to Wikipedia, for instance, and read about Mandela. But wait, I'm on the crapper and ...

Not when you are talking about Johnny Clipboard. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Art Briles is 20 times the man Jimbo "Coach Spineless" Fisher is. Not relevant, just saying. And I also can't wait to see Bama beat OSU by several TD's, then FSU by at least a couple, and hopefully break Winston in half in the process.

All I saw is a block. A block is a block is a block. Basketball is so stupid.

Hear no evil, see no evil, hear no evil.

You and your sister's friend are Internet whores.

My brother and I have joked for years that it would be HI-larious to put a rattlesnake under someone's car seat.

Not a Kaepernick fan, but that "media update" is not awkward, it's awesome.

She could have apologized for laughing. I guess sorry is hard for too.

Noice. +1

If you overcelebrate, long after the play is over, and start a fight between all the players on the field, don't go sit on the sideline saying "Who me? I didn't do anything. Nope, wasn't me. I wasn't even there." Liar. Even the dopes on ESPN say he caused the entire thing. It's not like it was a riot, but as a…

I think that's more like the "Look mom, no brains!" that is done right before you crash your bicycle.

Yes. Seriously. The time for celebrating the TD had passed, and he got right up in Cameron Jordan's grill doing it. Then he turned around to the crowd and did it again, then went nutty slapping players around the neck and head area. Someone should have body slammed his ass. Did you watch the replay?

Yeah, now that you mention it, it does doesn't it. And then sitting on the bench with suprised face saying "What? What did we do wrong?"

A dunk is a dunk is a dunk.