Jagoffs, not asshats

I live in Pittsburgh. First and foremost they would be driving like Jagoffs, not asshats. Second, I see them driving all over and I’ve never seen any major malfunctions other than the fact that they drive incredibly slowly. Think grandma coming home from church slow. They also have a tendency to slam on their brakes…

Can’t you now opt out of group iMessage chats?

It would totally work... you just have to jack up all the driven wheels.

This will not work with a car equipped with a limited slip diff. FYI.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.

Why should Tesla try and sell things the same way as other dealers, a main part of there shtick is uniform pricing with no haggling, i wish other manufacturers did the same thing it would make the car buying process a lot simpler.

Fuck that.

That article makes American sound ridiculous. Like did they even talk to Gogo about getting out of the contract or just go right to suing them? It seems like Gogo were just like, “Whoa, chill, we’ll just bid on the next one.”

So far:

Does nobody want to admit that SRT-4s are fast?

I’ve considered using a clay bar to get rid of tree sap on our cars. Is it worth the trouble?

I’d argue that its more believable than The Fast the Furious movies, at least in terms of obeying the laws of its own universe...

It doesn’t really seem any more implausible or poorly acted than The Fast and The Furious, and that spawned like 10 billion sequels.

They’re far (FAR) from the worst offender. They’ll usually seed out brand new products to a couple dozen people, but after that, they get tons of real reviews.

They’re far (FAR) from the worst offender. They’ll usually seed out brand new products to a couple dozen people, but…

Their products have been pretty good, though. The power banks are great, and the cables work.

Their products have been pretty good, though. The power banks are great, and the cables work.

Someone is going to get charged with assault and batteries.

That’s why my fantasy football team tanked last year, someone must’ve swapped my lineup!