This was one of the first things I was taught after moving to the United States. I have never played it on an airplane, but definitely in a DMV and also on trains.

So, every male has played the “penis game” before where you and a friend say the word louder and louder until someone chickens out. I’m assuming that’s what this is. 

Don’t.

This is why I just buy it.

bum urine

For fucks sake, get Erik Shilling off this blog.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

There has never been a person that drove with headphones in that wasn’t a terrible driver. They’re even worse when its a newer vehicle, and exponentially worse when its a luxury brand.

When you buy a ticket to sit in an airplane seat that reclines, you have bought the privilege to recline. If you want people to stop reclining, don’t call the people who recline monsters, call the airlines that simultaneously give you very little space and the ability to recline monsters.

When you put warning labels on every single freaking thing, people tend to stop paying attention to the warnings. California’s cancer warnings are a joke to those of us in the other 49 states and beyond.

This reminds me of when I was the manager of a restaurant and we had a cook that was, let’s say, less than intelligent. So one day he’s cleaning in the kitchen and he reads the bottle of one of the cleaning products and walks up to me and asks, “Is this stuff dangerous?? It says it causes cancer in California.”

Everything causes cancer in California. It’s probably best to just avoid California.

OHHHHH My vote is for carnitas

Not only is it amazing they let Burton do pretty much whatever he wanted, the film wouldn’t have worked nearly as well without Keaton in that role and I don’t think it would have lasted as long as it has.

All Instagram needs to do, is to bring back the chronological feed or give us an option to display our feeds that way.

Nothing like spotting a great happy hour special at one of your favorite restaurants on Instagram then looking more closely to find out that it was actually yesterday...

“Based on your feedback, we’re also making changes to ensure that newer posts are more likely to appear first in feed.”

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Sierra, Silverado, Camaro, ATS, Lacrosse,Escalade, Tahoe, Buick Regal GS, Hell! Bring back the Chevy SS with this

Considering they were far better than the rest of The Fate of the Furious, I might actually be more interested in this spinoff then the actual ninth installment.