JiveMasterT
JiveMasterT
JiveMasterT

I’m going to suggest something almost too simple and obvious but I expect the results will be amazing: scrambled eggs. I know, I know, you’d like something crazy like Snickers bars or Rueben sandwiches but hear me out. I expect if we can get the right combination of eggs & cheese & temp & time, this will be the most

Hopefully next year it’ll be a little dude falling out of a window emoji because when you go fucked up, you may as well go big or go home.

The system should also now be able to take highway off ramps, and it should better detect when someone wants to change into your lane thanks to an increased ability to see another car’s directional signal.

I see...

The fact that it survived so much abuse makes me think it would have been far better to save it than junk it. I mean, if it could take all that and not die, how long would it have lasted just driving normally.

There is a solution: stop reporting on these no value added people.

The real secret is go to Popeyes instead of KFC.

I clicked on one of those “work from home and buy a Hyundai Sonata” links on a Gawker comment once and I ended up getting blackmailed into shitposting on Kinja sites every day. (This counts toward my quota right?)

How hard did it hurt when you got hit with the t-shirts? Did they shoot them at you out of a t-shirt cannon????

There was a story in Reader’s Digest in the 80s about a truck that lost its brakes going down a 2 lane, and the idiot car right in front of it took the ramp to get out of its way. The truck driver opted to keep going. He made it all the way down the mountain, if I remember. True or not, I don’t know, but the story

Just be sure to get the signage right.

I’l admit that back in the early days of my driving experience, I always kept an eye out for these when going through KY & TN on the way to/from Florida. Probably just new driver paranoia, but we had an ‘87 Buick LeSabre—great car, gave us zero problems until the transmission basically imploded years and many, many

And more than once I’ve seen a dipshit parked at the bottom of that one taking pictures. Extra ballast.

People actually get their news from FB? Lol.

So...GM just recalled 368,000 SUVs, due to rusty balls.

it must suck to be so alone.

You are quite the party.

Found the never-nude.