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Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.

Jeez, people seem to think that Portland has a monopoly on Subarus. There are entire neighborhoods in SF populated entirely by Subarus, dogs, and dogs driving Subarus.

The population of Subarus in Portland is greater than the population of humans in Portland. In fact, the Subarus represent the largest voter contingent in the state of Oregon.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

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Look up GMC Yukon, you’ll see that guy’s picture under it too.

I thought that was a Vette thing?

There’s a pretty big chasm of difference between capital punishment for the crime of theft and a thief directly causing his own death ultimately through a combination of greed and negligence.

If three whiskeys is accurate, there must have been a bunch of prescription meds involved. Three whiskeys doesn't get you that drunk.

He was a criminal who killed himself... This isn’t a case of someone killing him for theft. He literally killed himself. That’s fucking Karma. He deserved it because HE DID IT TO HIMSELF!!

No sweat. It looks like they rolled in from Gawker and got all jacked up on your lack of empathy.

Sorry bleeding-heart crybaby, but if you play stupid games, sometimes you win stupid prizes. I don’t feel bad at all.

I was just in it for the pun, not the swift death. Chill.

2JZ.

That was some wheely swift justice.

I don’t know, but of those 3, that is my first choice.

I’m in the same boat. I’d really love an E60 M5, but I’m scared to death of the engine eating itself.

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.