Maybe I'm old school, but I think pooping in front of their door is sufficient enough.

If you're into programming, I actually wrote a Ruby gem a while back for quickly ciphering and deciphering these types of things.

Really? Electric razors devestate my face and give me a terrible shave. I wish I had beard hair that was compatible with electric razors.

The Mach 3 isn't equivalent to the $9 blade though. It's equivalent to the $6 blade.

Interesting. I can't imagine that's the case in every jurisdiction though. Also, what about speeding cameras? Last time I got one of those it was for like 11mph over the speed limit and it was signed by a police officer.

Anything you didn't buy yourself. If you don't buy it yourself, maintain it yourself, etc you're not going to respect it. First step to not demolishing your first car is to actually acknowledge and understand what it is. It's a 2 ton weapon and you're inside of it.

My pit does the same thing. He'll get close and check it out, but never stick his head out.

I'm a huge Subaru fan and I went right for the NP but then I saw it has over 200k miles and a stupid hood on it. Ken Block's trax STI is cool. This is lame.

World Rally Cross (X)

My wife gave me a hard time but it was mostly because she wasn't really involved in the process or financing. Once I showed her everything she was cool with it.

I've never been on a flight that wasn't totally booked.

Suing someone for publishing information on how to access public records would be thrown out before it even makes it to court. I don't think you really understand how public records work.

Sitting on or leaning on cars is a horrible thing to do at any car show. It dents door panels, scratches them, etc when you do that and it's generally disrespectful to the car's owner. Anyone who has put their car in a car show will be pissed if you do that.

No cream. Just 1% milk. I'd imagine it would be a bit smoother when using cream, but it could also be that I got impatient with shaking and wanted to eat my ice cream.

I actually did this today with mint extract, low fat milk, and Truvia. Came out great.

You can usually look in your local classifieds and find someone to sand a whole floor of your house to perfection for $300. That may sound like a lot, but when you take into consideration the machine rental and the likelihood of you gouging the floor with the sander, it's not a bad option. They come, they sand,…

I've only ever done hard wood flooring once, but it was an absolute breeze. Just rent a hard wood flooring cleat air nailers and take your time. Hammering wood flooring in without an air nailer is a really brutal task and you'll get burnt out quickly.

That wasn't even a real person on the other end. It's a bot that is supposed to make it look like you're talking to a real person. There's a few companies that provide them and they do a surprisingly good job of lowering your bounce rate.

Accidentally 1-upped the whole pinata industry.

Took my 1997 Eclipse GSX in for a free oil change at the dealer I bought it. Wound up charging me extra for synthetic and then I later saw the tech beating the snot out of my car on the road outside of the dealer. They went out of business shortly after that.