Not sure what the tone of this article is supposed to be. Are you giving him shit for still seeming mentally unhealthy? He sounds frustrated but generally ok. In light of his taking a mental health leave, the smarmy tone of this article seems cheap at best and hurtful at worst. 

Back in the day (90s to mid-2000s) the oval cars were very specialized for ovals, from the usual suspension points to such extremes as asymmetrical bodies. This is why teams build cars for SuperSpeedways, Intermediates, Short Tracks, and Road Courses because each car was literally different. Here’s an old Harvick car…

See if you can get something that raced in Mexico.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

I’m glad he didn’t draw pictures of badminton courts, the guys at Badminton Monthly would have just swatted lazily at the problem.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

...ESPN should euthanize that show, or at least fire those two and just put Bomani and Pablo in the seats.

But Barry, you’ve neglected the number one with a star most important aspect of the job of Montreal GM, and Bergevin passes it with flying colors:  “Does he speak French?”

“There’s a list a mile long of cities where it hasn’t worked. And there’s a really short list where it has.”

Raph is mostly correct.

It’s a bad sign when your best DB can’t even cover his own ass properly.

Well, I guess that’s one way to get to 12% annual growth...

I like. It’s not classically beautiful, but above all else I’m happy it exists.

I’m on a log trip right now; I usually take one right after my coffee.

Show me one for around $5k that can physically and legally be driven on the road and I’ll buy it this second.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

I support you doing this to each team’s submissions

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

Puerto Rico’s really taken it in the nuts this year. 

That leaves 52,999,999 English faces that need rearranging.