Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

I like to say “it is what it is,” and that’s probably my wife’s least favorite expression.

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

That’s European soccer for you. Nobody even touched him, but he fell down every time.

The correct answer is the Cleveland Indians, obviously, but for runner up I’d like to submit a local minor league favorite: the Montgomery Biscuits. Get a load of this dingus.

The worst logo in sports has to be the NFL Shield.

And no poop story, either!

Hey, wow, I see this and I’m sorry you’re going through it.

Tiger can commiserate with someone hit by Tiger Wood’s golf equipment.

Wrong. The real sports highlight of the day is Mike Sakasegawa avoiding the street sign pole at 0:30 in the video without breaking the shot. Much better job than Bears Pole Guy.

After the lemon bath comes the lemon party!

“In a Roth 401(k) you can’t withdraw contributions alone, you’re always assumed to be withdrawing a mix of contributions and growth, meaning you pay taxes.”

“you MUST withdraw contributions and earnings on a pro rata basis and the latter will be subject to both tax and penalty.”

“I can’t afford to pay for a $100 bus ticket every break.”

Wow, this Froome guy has even more balls than Lance Armstrong. 

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

Fair.

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.