We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

“Judging by the Google search results, apparently I’m shitty at using Google.”

HE’s Russian, so he is definitely getting an invite to White House.

I’m scrolling this article on my phone, but the fancy ads are blocking several lines of text below them, so I’m missing the setup to several of the fight stories. After about five minutes of reading, I see my battery has drained 15%.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

I thought bumper stocks were banned.

Now if only someone will get to the bottom of why the NBA’s scandals are so much more enjoyable than any other sport’s.

I’m surprised that the Rockies didn’t Axe for a explanation of the call.

The ball becomes dead and runners advance one base, or return to their bases, without liability to be put out, when:

Why do the runners advance if the count is 1-2?

I’m glad you made these graphs, because this is a story that people always seem to get wrong about television nowadays - not just ESPN, but also NFL ratings, Big Network ratings, etc.

For the record, Vanbiesbrouck is actually best remembered for inexplicably still being the starting Rangers goalie in NHL 94, forcing me to manually bench him for Richter every time I played.

I can only speak from my personal experience, but I started to slowly drop the NFL about 2 years ago mainly because the owners are craven piss-babies.

Craven fucking cowards.

Sounds like he’s asked for the game clock to be reset to who gives a fuck.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!