You mentioned soccer twitter, so...I just had to:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

I’m not sure what it will take to bring NASCAR back to where it was 10 years ago; if the Frances want out, it’s obvious that they don’t know either....

Also, it’s NOT valuable.

You will be happy to learn that the gigantic bird apparently flew away unharmed.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

The CEO of the company I work for recently said something that touches on this. I don’t quite remember the wording, but it went something like “We don’t ‘spend.’ Never spend money. We invest money.”

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

I’m glad to see he’s realized he can’t do teeth and that he found a way to work through that.

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

Any Daytona 500 from 88-05 would disagree with your statement slightly.

I remember a few years ago seeing an article in Car & Driver about start-and-park teams in what was then the Nationwide Series. One of them was Morgan Shepherd, and his usual reason for retiring from a race was “handling.” He explained it thusly:

That doesn’t mean underfunded teams are out there running discarded beaters.

I gotta hand it to you, that image blew away my expectations.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey: