Why is this so hard to understand? The background context has nothing to do with the actual events that took place: Wilson came at him but this keeps getting framed as though Oleksiak squared up and dropped gloves on Wilson.

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

Right wing people are evil. Its just that simple. All other explanations are exhausted.

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

My team is the team that got fucking thumped on Saturday but even then fuck this shit.

Now, young man, show us on this dolly where the MLS man hurt you...

At least he kept it under 10,000 words this time.

Another variant of his only take, this time without any argument whatsoever.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

The 73,000 fans there seemed to enjoy it, but hopefully each one of them will see your post and realize they shouldn’t actually be pleased. If your point is that MLS is not as strong as what you call the ‘EPL’ (It’s actually the just the Premier League, and includes one non-English team this season), it’s an obvious…

You see that crowd of 73,000+ going wild? Eat a bag of rancid cat turds, bitch.

He was kind to a Raiders fan once, I think that’s worth negative 350 Good Place points or so.

Hey Caps fans...

There was no need for me to Google it, just as there was no reason for you to bring up that they are Indian. Many countries and many cultures utilize bidets or other methods of cleaning themselves after using the bathroom, along with minimal to no toilet paper. 

3. A couple of men who work in the office next door like to fill up cups of water and bring them into the stall with them so they can wash their anus after they’re done. One of these men also wipes off his dick at the urinal and throws the paper towel into the urinal.

That’s what he just said.

Is ‘Rasmus’ the Nordic version of ‘Braden’?

So as the years passed, the story of the short signal-caller who conquered insurmountable odds...