I work for a fucking non-profit, and I would laugh and walk away if they offered me that salary. Someone I knew fairly well in college is actually the president of one of the XFL teams, and they are constantly hyping it on instagram, and I’m just like ... bless your heart?

And got paid to make.

Oh good lord, Francouer. I’m a Braves fan, so I watch pretty much every broadcast. Anyway, on today’s broadcast, Francouer sounded competent, and it really threw me off, to the point that I turned to my boyfriend and asked why the hell Francouer was making sense. 

Fellow Braves fan here. Our defense was not sharp last night, and Julio was getting the ball up, but he’s been so reliable I’ll allow him a stinker. Last night I was rationalizing that they’d already won the series and were preoccupied with the Dodgers coming into town tonight so their heads weren’t in the game.

I tell myself he and Ozzie are very happy to be locked into Atlanta for many years. He’s my darling baby Ron Ron and I want him to stay in Atlanta forever.

I know the Braves don’t have great precedent when it comes to racist relief pitchers (for the young’uns here, I’m talking about John Rocker), but as a Braves fan, I would love for the club to drop this shitbag.

I love them dearly. They are the lights of my life.

Yes! Why are people so unprepared to pay for the food that they have to pay for every goddamn time they go to the goddamn store??? It is mind-boggling. My card is out long before I get to the register, and if I’m buying wine, the ID is out, too, ready to go.

I’m a Vanderbilt alum and a huge fan of our baseball program, and whistle guy was driving me crazy. I really wish they could have found a way to shut him up, it was so annoying and distracting.

As a Vandy alum and big fan of our baseball program, I may be biased, but he seems pretty committed to the whole Vanderbilt thing, as do his parents.

This is a very good point and I appreciate you for making it. 

Greetings, fellow alum. 

Fellow Pens fan, love Kessel the guy, also own his jersey, but my god, the number of times my boyfriend and I yelled, “OH MY GOD PHIL STOP GIVING THE PUCK AWAY” at our TVs this year was ... too many times.

They are officially on my lists of bands to see live now. It’s not rock, but Arcade Fire was great live, which is quite a feat with that many instruments.

I’m seeing Cage the Elephant tonight. I saw them once years and years ago when they were just getting popular, but this will be a much bigger venue than that one, will be interesting to see how they rock a big show.

I’m a Penguins fan, and I was rooting for the Canes. Obviously, I wasn’t going to root for the Caps, but that’s not the only reason I was rooting for y’all. After the Penguins’ wet fart of a first round appearance, I wanted a fun team to root for, and the Canes are it. We traveled to Raleigh last season to see the…

GOOD.

When he has discussed his debilitating back injury and pain he suffered for some time, I’ve seen him characterize it as, “I wasn’t able to go watch my kids’ sports games, I wasn’t able to pick them up at school like I wanted to, I couldn’t go outside and play with them,” before he says anything about it preventing him…

I was embarrassed for that fight scene in Dorne.

I’m a righty, and it turns out, I never touch the right shift key, either. I’m not sure I even realized there was a right control key.