Taco bar is the best office food. I LOVE when we get our office catered for this or that event, and it’s TACO BAR. My whole hallway is abuzz with that shit.

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I have several friends who absolutely hate raw tomatoes, including my boyfriend (but he is OK with raw yellow or green tomatoes, go figure). I fucking love tomatoes and will happily eat them raw, sliced up with some salt and pepper, but my friends assure me that raw tomato ruins their food.

I will eat ketchup all by itself. I don’t really like french fries, so I’ll just use one french fry multiple times to get ketchup into my mouth.

I LOVE mayonnaise and I wish I didn’t quite as much as I do, because I’d save myself some calories on the regular. Anyway, I also am not a huge fan of bacon, and the flavor of it is completely overpowering, which is why I cannot figure out why people started putting bacon in EVERYTHING. It takes over whatever you put…

These are all great, but this might be my favorite take. She and Jason can start watching games together to destress from the whole Chidi thing.

I was a college student in Nashville in the very early days of the Predators, and we went to a few games because the nosebleed seats were cheap and the beer was SO freaking cheap. I’m not a Preds fan or anything (I’m a bad, bad Penguins fan), but it seemed like a darn good way to get hockey morons in the door.…

Woops, I meant the NFL is catching up on the shitty reffing game, though with a different slant.

This was informative! I appreciate the historical perspective, especially since I am, like I said, a relative newbie to the sport, and I agree with your main points. I have definitely noticed some inconsistencies in how the refs apply penalties for defensive hits and whatnot, and agree that they let too much go in the…

I mean, I’m a recent hockey fan (been watching for about four years now), and I’m fine with low-scoring games. But I also enjoy watching pitching duels and whatnot, so I may not be the best judge.

I think teams saw how well the schtick thing worked out for Vegas last year and are trying it for themselves. If it works, more power to them.

My boyfriend and I drove to Raleigh last year to watch the Penguins play, and we were so impressed by the arena and arena staff, and the few Canes fans who were there were so nice (Pittsburgh jerseys abounded, and there was one annoying redneck Canes fan behind me, but such is life in the south). We were kind of…

If attending the bachelor party would require him to take a day off of work, I think there’s probably travel involved, and I for one wouldn’t want to fly to, like, Vegas, for dinner and then turn around and fly home.

I hate them and all, but I swear, Belichick squads are the most disciplined in the league. They definitely get the benefit of the doubt from refs and they get some offensive calls that I don’t think should go their way, but overall, they do way less stupid shit to lose yards than other teams.

I think Rankin is fine, especially when he’s in scenes with the really good folks (Claire, Jamie) who seem to bring out more in him. Like, they write Roger like he’s a total MRA ding dong, but I at least believe his delivery of the shitty words the show has him say. Sophie, on the other hand, bless her heart. I guess…

“It’s amazing how much being a drum major will send a mediocre white dude on a power trip.” TRUER WORDS HAVE NE’ER BEEN SPOKEN. It probably is high school-specific. The first high school I went to (which was part of the school system I’d been in since kindergarten) had an excellent music program, and regularly placed…

Hey now, theater kids and band geeks are totally different groups. As a former band geek, PLEASE do not lump me in with theater kids. I love music, but I hate musicals and found the theater kids to be the single most annoying group in high school (like, I’ll take the snotty jocks and popular girls over theater kids…

Very much against my will (it was my dumb parents’ faults), I had to live part-time in Boston for a couple of years in the early 2000s, and “Tahmee from Quinzee” is giving me traumatic flashbacks.

I mean, I’ll go ahead and say that I’m speaking as a Penguins fan, but, uh, you kind of seem to be the one that’s obsessed with both dudes.