Agreed, I think you would just have to continue answering emails in a timely way, even if you’re just responding to make an excuse, you could get away with it for a while. If you just stopped answering email altogether, I think someone would at least say something to you rather quickly.

I’m an atheist but I love sparkly stuff, so I have a good-sized tree up in my condo with LED lights on it that look extra sparkly. I’d love to do more festive plants and table toppers and whatnot, but the cats would just eat/destroy them. Last night we had a good fire going and the tree was all sparkling and it was…

The Penguins suck so my hockey season isn’t super exciting, but this right here, this really brings me back to the game. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

I helped rescued my boyfriend from a horrible, horrible apartment situation (if you could even call it an apartment), when we first got together. We had only been dating a few months, and he was about to move to a new place because he’d had issues with the management company where he was living when we met (beautiful…

Do most residence halls not have en-suites? Every big dorm and residence hall I had in college had en-suites. Even my old-ass freshman year dorm had en-suite powder rooms (we still had to go down the hall to shower). Sophomore-senior year dorms all had large, full en-suites.

Yeah, I think Aaron Rodgers is probably kind of a dick, but the bottom line is that McCarthy is expendable, and Aaron Rodgers is not. Greenbay should fire McCarthy as soon as possible.

I have like seven hours of meetings tomorrow and I’m so annoyed that I can’t just be hungover.

I just finished voting in downtown Atlanta and it took me two hours. I’ve voted at the same polling location in all but one election, including special elections, local elections, and run-offs, for the past six years, and I have never had to wait more than 5-10 minutes. The turnout is like nothing I’ve ever seen, and…

They should totally go to the Broadway Brewhouse that’s not actually on Broadway.

Amazingly, I don’t remember coming across a single Brooke in my time there, and I was in a sorority. I remember a lot of Kates (I’m old and was there in the mid-2000s).

Oh, Satco. So many good college afternoons there.

I know I’ve only been following hockey for three or four years, but, isn’t that, like, all the points you can get on a two-game road trip...?

He’s on my fantasy team :-( (I autodrafted).

I keep telling myself that, given how garbage Pittsburgh was against the Canadiens.

Also, Brandon Flowers is SO PRETTY. 

I was where you are a couple of years ago, and honestly, I’ve done a few things to try to learn more. It also helped that the team I picked to start watching in 2016 was the Penguins, and then they had two Cups back to back (don’t @ me, my boyfriend is from Pittsburgh, so I just started following the team he told me…

Adolescent me also read his columns in SI every month because 12-year-olds are stupid.

I was thinking he looks like the deadbeat brother of the porn-addicted muppet from Avenue Q.

As a fan of the game, Diaz’s behavior was inappropriate and should be addressed by the league, especially if he really was using ball and strike calls to exact some weird revenge.

I’m from the south so I don’t really give a shit about the Bears or the Packers, but man, you sound like an asshole.