What a wonderful post.

Saw the picture and was like, “Dope! Deadspin is finally doing an article about the awesome and entertaining love-fest between Acuna and Albies.” Saw the headline and was like, “D’oh! Not today.”

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

No. I’ve been the parent whose kids heard them having sex, the garbage teenager whose parent heard them, the sibling whose brother heard, etc.

Same. He’s an embarassment (and I’ll go out on a limb and guess not an alum) and could only be more annoying if he was issued a vuvezela. One of these guys who thinks he’s helping the program while making an ass of himself.

Becoming a postseason hero who blows away hitters in the biggest game of the year is certainly a good way to raise one’s draft stock out of the 38th round.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Counterpoint: The Deadcast actually answers the age old question about a tree falling in the forest.

Brienne. Not Brianne. SER FUCKING BRIENNE OF TARTH.

I’m so excited to see how this all plays out for TYRONE

Thinking the world is overpopulated and we need to arbitrarily kill half the population for “reasons” is Malthusian nonsense and the wet dream of ever 15 year old Libertarian. Same classist nonsense as people who love Idiocracy because they believe pseudo-eugenics and that poor people are poor because they are dumb…

Counterpoint: that fight scene in Dorne should be pulled out and given it’s own ranking below Getting Hit by a Bus, if not just hit by a bus itself.

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in Jordan Rodgers being at least three of these anonymous sources.

That's one thing you got.

I never comment on this site, but I will today because this is the first (and only) time I might know something others don’t. My parents were both professional orchestra violinists for more than 30 years in a very prestigious orchestra which shall remain nameless. I grew up hearing a lot of conductor jokes, to wit:…

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

I mean, is anyone out there horfing mustard straight? This is a weird thing to need to clarify. 

I didn’t watch the original one, but if they bring them back as 50 year old high schoolers, I’m all in.