I mean, being an ultramarathon snitch is in a way even more pathetic than both those things

Better. Like, this page isn’t bad as far as South Georgia Republicans go.

It’s not about being consistent, it’s about eliminating your enemies.

Tiger can commiserate with someone hit by Tiger Wood’s golf equipment.

Because England is not Great Britian?

Someone flagged your and Olerud’s comments as offensive, so that’s what they’re up to now.

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

Those people also “don’t see color.”

I worked with a woman who practiced laughter yoga and thought she was a nut but I’m about to sell everything I own to set up an Amy Adams Smiling Mindfulness business.

When I was growing up a “salad” was iceberg lettuce with ranch or 1000 island. Maybe a slice of tomato and a slice of cucumber if we were being fancy.

TEAM ICEBERG

I fucking love iceberg lettuce for all the reasons you list above. It plays its role so well.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Lynx is apparently the only animal that sounds exactly like I would sound while trying to imitate a lynx before knowing what a lynx actually sounds like.

This is just a very cruel, convoluted long-con scheme cooked up by the hockey gods so that even if the Caps get to the Stanley Cup finals, they can still, somehow, mathematically, get beat by a Penguin.

The notion that the good doctor is illegitimate because he changed his name is downright un-American. Dr. Narwhals Mating is Jay Gatsby made real; a dreamer, the architect of his own reality, and a guy who really, really likes fucking whales. Vote Mating.

Longing for those halcyon days of 1983, eh?

Yep, and when I heard him bumble through that answer, and when about the same time I heard him say he was planning to default on payments for U.S. Treasury Bonds in order to “give the Chinese a haircut,” I thought, “Jesus H. Christ, what a fucking moron!” And then, with accurate foreboding, I thought of what Mencken…

Philadelphia is gonna go way over their light pole greasing budget for 2018.

I like the fact that she’s doing it behind his back. So he can’t see it, and it causes him no offense. It just brings her a little joy inside to do it. It’s the little things in life.