Jigglyballagain
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Jigglyballagain

This and having another 57 minutes to peruse Jezebel.

My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

Yep. And they sing the song of my people.

It has never been ok to say “cool beans.” “Cool beans” is the verbal equivalent of crunchy late ‘80s bangs and a voluminous perm. No.

It’s fun and unifying to have a mega-talented entertainer with the broad appeal of Beyonce. She’s our common ground. Our Breakfast at Tiffany’s, if you will! Wanting to be part of something as grand and widespread as Beyonce fandom is easy and completely understandable.

Shut up.

Yep and kissing you. This one girl sang that song at a pep rally and she was so good and I had tears just streaming down my face. Too bad I don’t have a CD player still.

Omg it was the best. That garbage song was the SHIT. True story: I went to a strip club a few years later and this stripper did a routine to that song and fucking killed it.

She would have been chased out of my office by an angry mob with pitchforks and fire. We are soooooo strict about illness here and I love it.

Men who don’t wash their hands after they pee are so effing gross. If I notice it, be they friend, family, or co-worker, I will say something. Usually along the lines of “Can you please wash your hands after handling your penis?”

Harry will never see the throne. All of the Queen’s children are divorced. Prince Charles has already married a divorcee. That ship has sailed.

Variations on a theme.

It was bugging me who he looked like in the third photo, but it just came to me. Tammy from Transparent.

How strange that both had the same type of shitty weather! It was good of you to volunteer!

Was this by any chance in Cambridge, MA? I was at pretty much the same function on Saturday and I bought my niece and nephew cotton candy, BIG mistake...HUGE!

My husband I used to argue about this. I thought it was Tweed, but he kept insisting it was Tweep. Finally, we looked it up and he was right.

Donald Trump wasn’t anti-abortion when his mistress got pregnant.

it’s like a distopian present