Uh...isn’t Charles ahead of William in the royal line-up? These bitches can wait their turn like every other monarch who eagerly hopes for the day that their beloved relative dies.

It’s wonderful that you have that luxury. For some of us, the choice to support Drumpf is a direct indication of the lack of respect (and sometimes contempt) an individual has for me as a Black woman — and those people must be purged from my life, just like other toxic people.

Let’s be clear about something...

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.

Phil Kessel looks like a regular guy who accidentally walked into the Pittsburgh locker room before a game while he was on a tour of a cheese factory and just kinda went with it.

If loving Genesis makes one a straight old white man, then call me Phil Collins!

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Thank you. I am bipolar and, while I have empathy for Banks if she does as well, she has burned so many bridges over and over again that it really shouldn’t play that much of a factor into the public being allowed to think she’s an asshole or not. In fact, there was a time when most people on Jezebel loved her! She…

Here’s my scary story:

THis tracks with what we know of Tump supporters. They’re dumb as fuck.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

Did you get back full functionality? Mine is much more stiff and the nail is kind of messed up. The scar is always fun to show off when people don’t believe me.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

tl;dr

“other than those it’s basically been a ‘get that money get back to the beach’ career, which I can’t really argue against.”

But not you, Larry David in the background chewing gum. Keep on Sandersing, it’s cute when you boys look grouchy or like humans with inner lives!

“Being’s Mr. Daines didn’t ask, I guess I will.”

This is the most accurate description of Bella Thorne I have ever read. Kudos!