I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

It’s already been unofficially linked to some crowdfunded Rob Zombie movie that I’m not going to bother to watch. If I want torture porn I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

“Taylor was the one to put the brakes on the relationship.”

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

DAMN JEWEL

Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…

That or he just liked silent women with giant racks.

Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

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1. Notice article about a series of films with a large fan base.

1. Make extremely funny movie.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

Yeah, I had a lot of friends who went when I was getting my MA, but I always went to the beach for Labor Day #holla

As someone born and raised in New York

I get how a city can be a character. The New Mexico setting for Breaking Bad led to some seriously stunning cinematography and definitely lent additional weight to the characters.

It can sometimes feel like a pretty lonely road. But Aaron Sorkin has this quote—I’m a pretty big Sorkin fan—

Better to be a tot than an angel, bozo.

Hope isn’t being suspended or released because of the Sweden comment. Rather, she’s being released because she’s been given slaps on the wrist over and over again because, up to this point, she was valuable to U.S. Soccer. But she is no longer the goalie she once was.

You're in good company, friend.