Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…
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It’s not fair to say you know she doesn’t feel bad. Of course she feels bad. And it’s a testament to your relationship that she just came out and told you, of her volition. Try to understand what she must be going through, how stressed she must feel to have gotten to that point. You know she never wanted to get to…
Yes! I referred to him as White Privilege, and he was pretty awful. Thanks be, though, he left to go to seminary, so now he’s God’s problem!
jeez louise, flying over the ocean at only 3500 ft? I’d be more concerned about that.
Don’t you think it’s more likely the poor woman thought the door was latched when it wasn’t? In a lot of airplane bathrooms the light doesn’t come on until the door is shut and latched. So unless she was sitting in the dark, she probably thought the door was latched. If she was sitting in the dark, she likely…
We’re going to find out in November that this whole Trump thing has been the season finale of Documentary Now!.
I think “compassionate colonoscopy” was also the gop’s rebranding strategy for their economic plans.
Oh, well fuck, you meant literally the healthiest at this moment in time healthiest? In your face, dead Teddy Roosevelt! Trump is in fact healthier at this moment than you!
Well, like, that’s just your opinion, man.
Not if he's trying to be correct.
straight up monkey’s-paw-wish scenario’d him. damn.
Also, pasta is like... not the dish to get someone laid. It’s the dish for late-night cuddling on the couch while you watch TV.
She does about a month of work a year. There's plenty of time for that sort of thing, if she wants to do it.
Guess you were too busy spellchecking your post to notice that Louisiana’s governor asked him to postpone his visit for a few days while they tend to emergency stuff. Obama will visit on Tuesday. Best wishes with your job hunt.
A gold medal would be ideal, but it's still nice to finish number two.
Congrats! I got comment of the day for some stupid remark like “What? Yeah!” in response to Dirt Bag news that Lil Jon was starting his own line of wines. I’ve tried to search for it in the archives, to no avail. Sometimes I think I dreamed it. Glory days!
sexism, easy target, etc. it’s not all the commenters, but...yeah.
I went to the comments of that Gawker article because I was genuinely shocked and saddened by the news and wanted to commiserate, and found a very long comment thread full of people complaining that Jezebel should be closed down instead :/
“Best Restaurant in New York” was pee your pants funny and brilliant. I loved that series so much and Caity and Rich are both so phenomenal.