Why yes, I would.

Excellent points! She’ll be of age by 2020, so ...

Yeah. Not a thing to do about it, though. It's a bummer but I don't let it get to me that much anymore, I just get so mad at drivers who treat driving cavalierly. It's so selfish.

He got something small, a basic fine and community service. No vehicular homicide or vehicular manslaughter.

I feel the same way when I see people driving recklessly. When I was learning to drive, my parents always said, “A car is a two-ton weapon. Treat is as such.” If I’m driving, my full attention is on driving.

My mom was also killed in a car accident, one that was not her fault at all. She was making a left turn with the green left turn arrow, and some asshole in a truck blew straight through the light and boom, no more mom. The guy admitted to “being distracted,” and because his truck was older than the hills, the police…

Damnit, she’s only 14 in cat years.

My dumbest cat would be a better president than Trump, and she eats plastic.

Or she’s stabbed herself with Needle and she’s walking through town with a sword sticking out of her.

Logan’s dog is a national hero.

Fair enough, my friend just works in the store, not at corporate. Either way, this dude isn't at Home Depot anymore.

I’ve never had much need for a bolt or tool selection. For most stuff, I go to my local Ace, for the stuff they don’t have, I go to Home Depot (it’s worth noting that I live in downtown Atlanta and Home Depot is much, much closer than Lowes, and my org also receives $$$ from the Blank Foundation, so I’m loyal).

Arthur Blank. By no means perfect, but he’s committed to giving away at least 51% of his wealth to charity, and he picks good charities. He’s currently funding a massive food access pilot for families in poverty in rural Georgia.

He has jack shit to do with Home Depot anymore. Home Depot provides so, so many jobs to metro Atlanta, treats their employees well (I have a friend who works at a local store), and the other cofounder gives millions and millions to liberal causes.

He’s only the co-founder! The other cofounder is still giving money to liberal causes, buying sports teams, and looking like a cartoon villain.

That's exactly how I feel about killers like this.

I had to turn it off half-way through. The secondhand embarrassment was just too strong.

He wears t-shirts sometimes! I quote this scene ALL THE TIME, and I never realized I was quoting Jason Segel until just now.

Oh, Jordan. He quarterbacked my alma mater in college, and judging from his instagram, seems to really want the fame his brother has. I think he and the producers have a deal to keep him around for a while, maybe even trade on his connections to get him to the end of the season.

I grew up in Atlanta in the 90s and I loved the Braves. Loooooooooved the Braves. I absolutely appreciate how cool it was to watch them during their golden age (ILU4EVER, Greg), and I’m also kind of enjoying how hilariously bad they are right now. As shitty as they are, I’d still be a superfan if it weren’t for their…