I grew up in Gwinnett County and I laughed. I’m definitely calling it Gwin-nit from now on.

WHAAAHHT.

I have the longer ones. I’m pretty tall so it works for me. There might be some models with long straps on the outside but smaller straps tucked away on the inside in case you want to modify it.

Having a cat basically is having Stockholm Syndrome. But I’m a willing victim! I love it!

I have three cats, and two of them are your pretty standard semi-skittish variety, they like us but they’re scared of strangers, and they don’t want too much cuddling (but they’re the cutest goddamn things I’ve ever seen). Then we have Chicken, a black and white girl, who is OBSESSED with people. She follows us…

My cats ate a giant mosquito that somehow got into my bedroom. Good cats. Also, I am currently surrounded by my cats so I can’t say anything bad about them right now.

I need serious help finding a certain dress, if anyone feels like sleuthing.

I have a big LL Bean tote like that in black, and I have it for at least 10 years, and there’s almost no wear and tear on it. It’s my airport bag when my work bag is too small to cut it.

I’m 32 and my boyfriend is 38, and we fucking love iZombie.

I even love her big, goon-y, under-cover cop boyfriend. I basically love everyone on that show. Except for Mr. Boss.

HE IS DATING LEA MICHELE??? Major, no! She grates on me so. I just want him and Ravi to hang out together forever. I very much enjoy Rahul’s instagram..

That is one of my favorite pictures in history.

He is totally a CW type, but somehow I am way more into him than I was into Scott Speedman or Jensen Ackles or CMM and the list goes on. He’s not my usual type, but for some reason, Major is like stupid hot to me. Maybe it’s his bromance with Ravi, whom I also love? I just love that show so so so much. My boyfriend…

I love her story, too. I’m so glad the movie made her a person and not a punchline.

I know everyone loves the “there’s no crying in baseball” line, but this is probably the line that I reference most. I say, “I’m singin’ ta Nelson!” a good bit. Especially if I’m drunk.

Pretty sure Orlando and Katy were the couple of another recent Lainey blind item about Orly partying all the damn time.

I totally thought it was Jakey but I'm not totally sold on Beth Stern. Though she does look a lot like Swifty.

I don't think there's ever a bad time for a turkey sandwich! But I also enjoy eggs in my dinner. I just like food.

Health care providers have started prescribing long-acting reversible contraceptives for teens, and those have better success rates in terms than more traditional birth control. I’ve also read some stuff indicating that teens are just having less sex, and waiting longer to have sex. Gen X teens were worse-behaved than…

They were staying at a five-star hotel and took breaks to get spa treatments while they were there. I think they’re fine. They work like two days a month, so it’s not like they weren’t well rested leading up to the tour.