I think, to remain thematically consistent, in this case you would have to use “clam jam”.

Is it bad that I want to see the video?

i feel like, moving forward, everyone should reference Ben Affleck’s tramp stamp in every story about Ben Affleck.

I think he just has very questionable taste.

I just cringe at the idea of finding pebbles in my vag after posing like that.

This, one is actually the all time best

Exactly! He raised her and has been there for her. Bill is her father

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

Eh, to me Chelsea looks like what would happen if you combined Bill and Hilary’s faces, but who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What really drove season 1 for me was the character development. The relationship between Rust and Cohle was so compelling and ultimately, despite the Yellow King mystery, what the show was really about for me. That last episode was gorgeous.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give for this comment.

Vaccinations strike again! I’m so sorry about your poor daughter and her condition. I will keep her in my prayers to Xenu.

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

He did date her for a very short amount of time before bandmate Graham Nash did, so there is that connection. David Crosby has always come across as a really cool guy to me. I still find it so neat that when he found out he had a son that was in his twenties, after spending time with said son and realizing what a…

Sure, Chris Brown is “strong and powerful,” and he used that strength and power to beat the living shit out of a much tinier woman. I get so fucking sick of people saying people are “good” and have “good hearts” when their actions so clearly scream otherwise. No racists and no homophobes don’t casually use racial and…

i was laughing until this part:

The Netflix show is SOOOOO much better.

Noooooooo. My mother got me hooked on this show, and I like the little surprises he finds for the guests. All the people finding out they are definitely not part Cherokee are also the best (e.g. Adrian Grenier). The guests with Asian ancestry that can trace their family roots back centuries are just phenomenal to see…

Yeah, but that’s not something he did, or had any control over. It’s always the cover-up that fucks you over.

It was.