Customers are certainly allowed to complain about whatever they want, and I’m allowed to make fun of them when those complaints are stupid—as well as the silly grocery chain that kowtows to their absurd issues.

like french fries on a sandwich

Via the press, I haven't seen much personality one way or another. Seriously, what can it feel like to have such a fame-driven, outrageous personality for a Mom? I'm thinking therapy eventually. Hopefully no self-destruction....

Came here to say that. I didn’t know she was pregnant. Funny story: one of my classmates interned at PBS and at a party told us “I was in the elevator with Cookie Monster’s body double today!” to which I said “his body double? Does he do Cookie Monster’s nude scenes?” Obviously she meant puppeteer, but I had a giggle…

Plus this:

There wasn’t one Motown singalong that whole movie!

Plus, Mrs Henry Hill drove a Volvo. A. Volvo.

For a while this was trending on twitter, many pointing out that the film Goodfellas was edited by Thelma Schoonmaker (an actual woman, not a guy named Thelma).

Exactly! I love Goodfellas...but no one thinks they’re heroes.

I want to say something clever in response but I hate this man so much. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

GoodFellas sucked! There wasn’t a single makeover montage, and the couple ended up getting divorced at the end. Two thumbs down.

Is this a joke? I’m funny? Funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? Whattya mean funny?

I’m guessing the people who think the characters in Goodfellas are heroes are the same dipshits who think The Sopranos was a lifestyle guide.

To a woman, the “GoodFellas” are lowlifes. To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes. They rule the roost.

I think this guy is saying that the mob is good? To me, it sounded like somebody didn’t “get” Goodfellas.

What is there to “get” about Goodfellas? Can women not understand that money is seductive, violence is ugly and the mob is bad? I don't think my dude here has ever spoken to a woman IRL

To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes.

Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable…

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