That’s what the Red Viper thought too and then The Mountain got a hold of his head. The rest was...ugly.

When I didn’t have health insurance, PP was my go to. It saves so many lives.

Of course they do.

Well, yeah, in the Republican lexicon, the unborn are persons and corporations are persons, but women are not persons.

Etsy if they’re yours, eBay if they’re from a friend. Amazon if you can handle bulk orders, but of course when it comes to pricing, you’ll be going up against the Abortionplex.

Smoothies?

Finally! A candidate who believes in protecting our civil liberties from government overreach. He’s been so vocal and visible in his opposition to the militarization of police and the use of excessive force on black bodies. He’s been so active in opposing state-level legislation aimed at limiting women’s access to a…

Ebay?

Well fuck. And I have all these fetus parts in my garage freezer. What’s a gal to do?

Mr. Paul, can you please comment on how much of an asshole you are?

I propose we start an alternate source of family planning targeted toward the religious called “Planned Sainthood.”

We can argue that since an aborted fetus totes has a soul, but hasn’t made any decisions, it will directly go to heaven. But any kid that’s birthed into this world runs the risk of being led astray by…

Dear Rand Paul,

I am white and i am horrifed by her death. I cant believe that most white people or anyone really wouldnt be. I am sorry very very sorry that the people you meet or hear in the media are not more understanding. Ther is a huge race issue in this country that confounds me. Again very sorry you know such horrible people.…

You know sometimes a cigarette is not a reason to attempt to yank someone out of her car and threaten her with a taser over a routine traffic stop. Maybe if the police hadn’t done that, she wouldn’t have been in prison? They had no reason to arrest and detain her for three days. There was no reason for her to be in…

I stand with them whether they are right or wrong, because regardless of whether the police killed Sandra or she committed suicide they. Are. Culpable.

Because this nitwit is basically saying there is no way this wasn't a suicide and that the family is just grieving from their loss in their attempts to find answers. Fucking. Bullshit. Asshole. Troll. Trotting out religion to try and sound sympathetic. Give me a fucking break.

So if I’m in a movie theater and a white guy sits near me, is it rude for me to get up and move? I’m #notracistbut if white men would stop shooting people at random I wouldn’t have to think this way. #seehowitfeels

Your sarcasm is duly noted. Basically any person with real firearm training and a brain in their head who might be armed in that circumstance would not risk firing at the shooter in a crowded dark movie theater. The vast majority of gun owners in the united states are actually fairly reasonable people. Sadly the…

At least it wasn’t a terrorist attack, since he was white. /s