Jicks
Jicks
Now I want to both pet and eat a duck. I’m more of a monster now, are you happy?!
Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.
Yep. Cat man.
Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?
WAY TO TAKE MY JOKE AND MAKE IT FUNNIER YOU JERK
Literal LOL. Well played. :)
Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.
Wait, if there is no footage of the bear actually eating the pies, are we sure this wasn’t just an angry horde of pie-eating stoners?
The bear and I are one.
The bear and I are one.
You know who liked strawberry rhubarb pie?
Somehow he knew Ariana Grande had already licked it.
yeah, fuck rhubarb
I can’t get over The Banger Sisters being the last film Goldie did! Such a great movie, but the world needs more Goldie!
Overboard is one of my favorite movies. Peak Hawn & Russell. Go check it out if you've never seen it.
Getting older SUCKS.
THAT’S IT, I AM CRASHING FROM MY POWER HIGH.
As a trans woman I just enjoyed being continually being called a predator and a molester by Michelle Duggar with hardly one bit of evidence other than her say-so. At times, I just have to wonder why Americans allow such bigoted and dangerous people into their lives and on their TVs. How much fear and violence do I…