One year for Xmas my SIL gave me something or other with a teeny tine Barbie sized scrapper. I love it. I use it to get the last bit of soup from the can, red sauce from the jar, cake batter from the bowl, the last bit of batter from the beaters. It is so handy.

I bought my DH a French press, I loved the coffee and it was so easy to use, but he didn't like it and I don't like coffee enough to use, so now the beautiful coffee machine is history.

It's spices. If I tell him he says "Why are you telling me that, you know I hate that. It gives me heartburn." When I don't tell him he can't tell.

He never asks, but I tend to get extremely polite around his BF, so he might suspect.

How much the clothes cost, what I put in the dinner, how many people I slept with, I really like his best friend. The biggest lie is I really like his friend, ugh. There is no way it is a good idea to be 100% honest with anybody, ever.

I hope the next food aversion trend is- cruciferous vegetables, because they are nasty.

When I was younger and thinner and had better looking 34Ds I always wore baggy tops. My small breasted friends truly didn't understand why.

This is what I believe - When you lie about a bad thing (My child is sick I can't come to work. My child got shot in the eye with an arrow I can't help you move) it will happen. If you talk in detail about a bad thing happening, it will happen. You are calling out to the universe and the universe is hard of hearing.

That is the hardest part of working in an eatery, dealing with the eaters, or diners .

Plenty of women are turned off by him and his "singing". The tweens and young teen girls are the ones that go for him. Yuck

Organic pizza sauce. I laughed when I saw this listed in the ingredients, because pepperoni and Dough boy are know far and wide to be healthy for us. I love Dough boy products but it is chock full of chemicals.

And by skinny penis do you mean, smaller than a pinkie finger? Because those dicks are a waste.

I think this sexist. Most of those rules would apply to men.

What shape are "perfectly shaped" rocks?

The worst wedding I went to was the first one. One of my aunts had a beautiful Catholic wedding. She wore a beautiful dress, the flowers were beautiful. Everything was just how a bride would want. The reception had a live band, the food was good. I was talking to my great aunt's son,(a man in his 30's) when he…

I'll bet my own money they were made in China.

Most love stories could be improved with a couple of fist fights, a couple of gun battles, maybe a bomb going of in a car, ya know some action. A NS movie could be improved by setting fire to the film.

I will watch anything with Rock Hudson. Seconds, the Doris Day movies, Ice Station Zebra, McMillian and Wife. Anything, except Dynasty, he is scarey looking in that

True Confession I watched one of them because it had a scene of a storm tossed sea and I think Kevin Costner. I was furious. I wanted a good movie, and Costner acting all manly and shit. Costner was good, he may not be the best actor, but, boy is he easy on the eyes. What I got a Hallmark card of a movie. I'm…

I hate the dress, love ,love,love those boots and really really like the bracelets.