There are reasons if you actually read the comic and enjoy that sort of thing, but if you’re really NO HOMO about gay sex and it makes you uncomfortable, this isn’t really a comic you can safely read. It’s a yaoi comic. The sex is sort of the point? The idea that sex and plot are entirely at odds (ie, you cannot have…

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

I haven’t seen the movie and after reading this review, I doubt I will.

I almost accidentally sent that screencap to the Deadspin Slack room, sans context. I was trying to send it to Julianne.

You used Apple Maps to find the theater, didn’t you?

At the end of the day, Apple’s profits only speak towards their absolutely insane profit margins on everything they sell. Due to an almost cult-like mentality of its users, they can get away with such things.

How about “Rendering your users incapable of dealing with any other operating system”?

That’s not to say Apple doesn’t have plenty of original ideas worth stealing

her funds from her YA novel

Finally. All day long it seems I keep running into cute, smart, successful Chupacabras and I always feel so awkward asking if they’re single.

I really wish we could be done with the Harley Quinn juggalo phase already.

AoT Summary: Omg my mom died, grow up, boohoo my mom died, grow up, boohoo my mom died, grow up, oh shit, oh shit oh shit, my mom died, grow up, oh shit oh shit oh shit, my mom died, grow up, potatoes, my mom died, potato, oh shit oh shit, i’m a titan now, my mom died, grow up, oh shit

*sound of rage balloons deflating reverberates across globe. somewhere in the distance, jerry seinfeld can be heard speaking. inflating intensifies*

It makes perfect sense to not report that as a joke. It would have been a really juicy story if it had been true. They both have rather dry senses of humor so they could have delivered the joke in a seemingly serious way and the press ran with it.

Curious as to how the butthurt MRA dudes will spin this into their “feminists are ruining all the moviez!” narrative.

“I promise,” Grenierwrote on Instagram, “there are strong female characters and I think women also like to have fun, just like the boys.”

The problem with pulling a joke in front of Kim and Kanye is neither one of them will get it.

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…

Or, conveniently, they just ban anyone who calls their bullshit too effectively. Reddit is nothing but a haven for the most insular communities the internet has ever seen.