Maybe you’re just dumb.

All Baz Luhrmann’s films were bad.

This sounds like a great way to lose a few pounds, tbh.

Character: *is harmless generic white guy*

AV Club: “This putrid skidmark of a human being reminded me of Tucker Carlson, and I was praying for his demise before the couple had even taken their first rest break in the woods.”

Jesus Christ, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read, and I was around when Tracie Egan Morrissey was still writing for Jezebel.

Maybe go play something else and quit whining that Bloodborne is too hard.

It takes a lot to write an article more twee than the concept of a dating game, but damned if you didn’t give it your all.

Team members first have the potential for permadeath in the cutscenes upon arriving in Collector space. This can be avoided by completing loyalty missions and ship upgrades.

“her monologue may be one for the books”

You misspelled “monotone”

Do you guys just update and reprint this article every time a new PS comes out?

Pixar’s quality hasn’t changed, you’re just realizing that you’re an adult watching children’s movies.

Amazing how often people handwave Woody Allen with “outside of that controversy”

And May.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Frances Ha is absolutely wretched. This list cannot be trusted.

Gosh, if only we had gone with the other conservative candidate in 2016!

“Listening to Ta-Nehisi Coates While Packed in the Crate Jia Tolentino’s Parents Keep Me Locked In”

I beg you to google Kamala Harris with Steve Mnuchin.

Just think of how many moms she could throw in jail nationwide!