“She didn’t want to smoke directly so I shotgunned one right into her mouth.”

The whole nipplegate thing always makes me laugh, if you sign up to Instagram you agree to their terms of service and rules, if they have a rule that says “we can delete your account and not give you a reason why” and you still sign up you know what your getting into, yet people like Madonna still try to ‘fight the…

DING DING DING

One might suppose they were counting on all the attention. Perhaps. Maybe.

::JazzHands opens his journal and dips his quill in a fresh pot of ink. He pauses, gazing out the small gray, foggy square of light from his single window, as if to collect his thoughts. He writes::

This is the absolutely perfect response (scientifically speaking) given your previous posts. The content is great, but the all-caps really pushed it over the top. Well done.

“I know you are, but what am I?” Nice, real nice.

But which Megyn kelly will it be?

SHAAAADE

This is who these kids were in high school

Oh, the irony of Jezebel commenting about modern western white feminism gone awry...

You too huh?

Skimmed through some right-wing news sites and they’re already all over this shouting “SEE! SEE!” from the top of the nearest rafters.

Thanks, college kids.

College studets, to a man/woman, are gigantic idiots about literally everything at all times.

And that’s at the BEST of times.

That mattress shit is cringe-inducing. Completely embarrassing. I can hear, in my head, the meeting that went down when they decided that was a perfectly valid symbolic move, and it’s like nails…

Actually the term survivor kind of annoys me too. It’s so... precious. Like something your touchie-feely hippie teacher would come up with. I feel the same way about safe spaces and trigger warnings. Just no. Maybe it’s a generational thing. I feel like anyone under the age of 30 is just a special snowflake that has…

I read about half of Kipnis’ original article that sparked this whole mess. Seems like she’s just saying that protecting students and victims is all good but maybe we’ve gone too far with some of these new rules, i.e., students cannot date professors b/c students are frail little beings and professors will take…

College activists are the biggest problem in most ‘liberal’ movements. They tend to be self righteous, knee jerk folks who, while certainly meaning well, act with such fanaticism that they play right into the hands of those who oppose the goals of the left. And worst of all they turn on their own in a heart beat…

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

I want her to be playable in Disney Infinity, exactly like this. Make her a Spidey-clone and just give it alternate skin and voice. I don't care.