“Who would make a realistic romantic option for Homer besides Marge?”

“I dunno. Do we know anyone whose voice is more grating than Julie Kavner?”

Maybe this will be enough to bring Regretsy back. PAGING APRIL WINCHELL.

Wonder who wrote her YA novel.

Yes. “Normal people” is marginally easier to type than “anime non-fans.”

You people are why normal people so rightly hate anime.

Yes, because that was meant to be an accurate summary of the season, and not a joke or a humorously exaggerated jab. Thank GOD you were here to jump in and “Actually...” it.

Way to deliberately miss the point. Kudos.

Maybe cops killing people shouldn’t be your go-to idea for the new age of super-heroes, Timm.

“Who wants to help mommy draw signs for her church outing?”

If I didn’t hate Kim so much, I’d feel sorry for her for being too dumb to understand a pratfall without someone explaining it to her.

I’m sure that there’s a lot of overlap between hippy-dippy placenta eaters and anti-vaxxers, and if science can’t convince them of the latter, I doubt it’ll change their minds on the former.

There really is nothing more stupid than performance art, is there?

“If Jacobs’ first two picks are of any indication of what’s to come, this is going to be a pretty iconic roster of models.”

Willow Smith is not a freaking “icon” of anything, except over-indulgent parenting and the perils of home schooling.

I think Redditors count on people not questioning their bullshit. It’s how the MRA and Gamergate subreddits thrive.

“Nobody named Sandra Reed has leaked anything to us or to anyone else who shared any information with us.”

Why are we assuming they would use their own name, or even the same false name?

I dunno. It’s one of those old-fashioned, dumb wedding traditions that no one really understands, like throwing a bouquet, or “fun” vandalism of the wedding car, or getting married.

I counter your “garish” with “delightful”:

Pavich came from the Max Read School of Social Media, I see.

Solution: two cakes. One for the bride that looks like the Greek Muses came down from lofty Olympus and willed it into existence, and one for the groom that is actually tasty and people would want to eat.

Basically, that old tradition about sleeping with a piece of wedding cake under your pillow fell by the wayside…

Okay, I’ve met them and hate them, but I do give them credit for not being goddamn hipsters.