I sure hope the Diva Cup Cult takes this opportunity to proselytize in the comments.

“This could also be a subtle way to question someone about their sexual orientation—another protected class.”

Sexual orientation isn’t protected at the federal level. It’s protected by some states and some communities, but it’s not guaranteed across the board.

I don’t think “snotty and litigious” is a protected employment class.

Of course they’re still together. The divorce isn’t scheduled until next spring, when the Star-Studded Divorce Special airs.

Millennials help me to understand why everyone hated Generation X.

“Did you see that? Samuel L. Jackson just littered on our Royal and Ancient Golf Course. What a dick.”

If you said “Royal and Ancient Golf Course” unironically, I’m on Team Nine-Iron with Mr. Jackson.

I thought when Jaden Smith left Twitter it was part of a tacit agreement that no one would ever talk about the Smith kids again. You are dropping the ball here, Gawker Media. >:(

Children should be banned from everything.

I think Esteban has probably been blind for a very long time.

“None of us remember her being funny,” says the insider.

The PP franchise loses me when it tries to get me to fall for this weird conspiracy theory that Rebel Wilson is somehow funny.

There are so many trans stories you could be telling and highlighting without participating in the gross, fake Kardashian media machine. Fuck them.

Gosh, if only there had been a way his totally unpredictable and not-likely-at-all death could have been prevented.

I guess none of us have our heads far enough up our own asses to appreciate Franzen’s glorious prose.

Oh, Jesus. The fanboys are just as insufferable as Franzen himself.

I love it when the Royalists get all pissy because someone insulted their beloved chinless wonders.

Maybe you shouldn’t have been being loud.

I’m beginning to suspect that Eva Longoria isn’t the only asshole in this story.

“Too bad for Penn Badgley, because there’s no room for positivity here.”

Wow, Jonathan’s fanboys are just as bad as the article implies.