You have to have the gear to even be allowed to join in a Raid, so yes, it’s about getting gear.

It’s actually pretty savvy of Fox to assume its idiot viewership would flood them with outrage over seeing cubist art boobs.

“What will she steal next?”

I pray it’s unshielded plutonium.

Shut up, Kardashians. STFU, and DIAF.

I literally wanted them to take away the Patriots’ win just so we could see the smug fucking Patriots fanbase losing their shit on the internet.

I find it harder to believe that a tech douche wouldn’t say this than would.

The character as written is generic as hell. Just because there’s a wealth of material about him doesn’t make him any less two-dimensional and dull.

I look forward to the day society progresses to the point we can admit the Witcher games are shitty testosterone-fests every bit as unintentionally hilarious as a LARPing session.

Way to cheapen degrees, Chicago. Burn in hell, everyone who thought this was a good idea.

No.

Jesus Christ, the Witcher games are so terrible they verge on self-parody.

“Courtney Love owes her former psychiatrist $48,250.”

She’s only on her 16th chance. Just give her the fucking chair already.

Kris Jenner has never had a real sentiment in her life that wasn’t a variation on “I like money,” or “attention is nice.”

“Don’t beat the shit out of women” is such a lofty standard to aspire to.

So don’t watch them.

That chance plummets dramatically when you look at the guy’s profile pic.

Beards are stupid and gross independently from the poop scare.

“Do you think any kind of punishment is actually good?”

Um, yes, Heather Hippie, I do.

Can you imagine if they were poly, BDSM, and vegan?