Yeah, we're just gagging to be under FIFA's thumb too.

It’s a bullshit dress code.

As a gay man, I have to say, this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of that didn’t involve performance art.

Can we all at least agree that goddamned Pewdiepie needs to be shot into the sun?

MrDineo isn’t wrong.

“Author of Rolling Stone UVA Sexual Assault Story Expected to Apologize”

“Jezebel Commenters Who Ruthlessly Attacked Any Dissenters When Story Broke Still Expected to Remain Silent”

“No matter how you feel about the Kardashians, you have to admit that any baby brought into that household had no choice in the matter and should be pitied/envied accordingly.”

No. Those babies can go straight to Hell with the rest of those fuckers.

I wish Kris Jenner would be eaten by hyenas.

I mean in general, not just because of this latest thing.

Wal-Mart just put out a statement condemning a similar measure in Arkansas. WAL-MART. Between NASCAR and Wal-Mart, it must be really uncomfortable to be a Southern bigot right now.

Well, I'm convinced. Let's nail Bieber to a tree and see how this plays out.

There are a surprising number of people who still believe in myths like the free market's magical justice powers, or the possibility of Ron Paul becoming President.

Oh good, libertarian horseshit.

Yes, obviously we should descend into total anarchy and shit-flinging, instead of learning to behave like human beings.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Because of the 600,000 gems that exist where he's being a fucking knob end.

"...remains devastated over her niece's death."

"She RUINED my wedding! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SPECIAL DAY!"

"But let's face it, if we could change it, we would all be white, tall, muscular, caucasian males..."

I'm not sure which disturbs me more, the thought that this is a white guy pretending to be a person of color, or the thought that it isn't.

I know, it absolutely fucking ruined the goddamned review for me.

...wat.

Maybe if you watch Teen Mom long enough, you'll become so stupid you forget to breathe.