I spit out my soda. A++++

I've been a massive fan of her's since her appearances on Law and Order episodes. There is really no one else like her. She used to be stick thin 10 years ago and then she hit 30 and didn't decide to go the anorexia route. I think she's gorgeous, period.

Who the fuck greenlit this piece of shit Jesus.

If 20 children can get murdered in less than an hour and spur zero new regulations, this isn't going to matter either.

LOL, troll-harder my little friend.

There is no "ethical" representation of this bullshit and she can rot in hell for trying to get women to waste even more time and money on the insatiably corrupt diet industry.

ComtesseKid GIFs or it didn't happen!

You do so much for us. I <3 you Lindy.

Athleta clothes marked 2x are definitely not 2x. They are XL at best. :(

Hey if you have the calorie budget to support it, you enjoy that ice cream. Would I personally eat it every day? Nope, I wouldn't be as ready for exercise. But that doesn't mean I'm never ever going to eat food that gives me pleasure other than "Oh fuck yeah I just had green beans woohoooo SO GOOD." Etc.

"Clean eating" is a made up phrase by the dieting/paleo/let's-fuck-women-over industry and nothing more. There is NO such thing as junk food or non-clean food. There is just food. Some foods have more nutrients than others, yes. Some foods will better fuel your activity level, yes, but there is No "clean food". …

I'm curious about the 30% claim. How much extra fabric goes into making a Size 12 as opposed to a Size 2? Do they charge more for their Size 12s? Nope. It's all bullshit.

Love love LOVE Xersion JCP exercise clothes! It's almost all I wear! Soooooo cheap too.

There is no such thing as clean eating, otherwise I agree. Eat food (enough food to sustain more than blinking twice a day), exercise regularly and you'll lose weight!

Yep!

Oh god that gif! SO HOT.

I found the Holy Grail and it's not a diet. It's eating enough calories to allow your body to lose weight. Diets don't work for one reason, they starve you. And I mean ALL of them. Lift heavy things 3x a week, try to be active the other days of the week and Eat Enough Food (and food, whatever you want that will…

Why the incredible Carly Simon would choose to be seen in the company of one of the most boring, no-talent pop hacks I've ever seen is beyond me.

Yeah I really don't need 16 and 17 year old boys emailing me asking me to teach them how to fuck. I get enough 18 and 19 year olds doing that already. Minors date and have sex, that's great, but do it somewhere else.

Hey what did Yams ever do to you!