Jezebelled
Jezebelled
Jezebelled

You have a false belief that you can assess the dependability of an employee based on the number of children they have. The reason anti-discrimination laws are in place is because people wrongly assume that their judgment of an employee is based on fact, when really you’re just stereotyping.

Why would you assume she doesn’t have a plan? I’m currently on a 5 day business trip, pregnant with a toddler at home. It’s been a super productive trip and I’m fine.

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

Has it really been 30 years? Sometimes I miss the good ol days when I actually knew what my operating system was doing.

I honestly don’t understand why people think viral videos of people making their kids cry is funny or cute. I just don’t get it.

Also: Don’t be an ass and don’t scare children and animals for fun.

I know! I still watch most of the series almost yearly. The sad thing I’ve noticed, though, is that the qualities that Bartlet embraces are definitely considered a thing of the past now. Like, a phD economist with a passion for Latin and a refusal to pander to hateful right-wing groups? Yeaaaah, he wouldn’t get

See big block of cheese day and normalizing relations with Cuba.

Same. I like to pretend conscientious, principled grown-ups run the country.

Just starting re-watching it now on Netflix after being reminded of it’s greatness in another Jez article bashing Sorkin.

Now I want to go home and binge watch!

A gif-creation, if I may:

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

E’Dena Hines was not exorcised. She was murdered, allegedly at the hands of her boyfriend. Which is much more mundane, and much more frightening.

i dunno about the rest of you, but i’m using jeff@amazon.com everytime there’s a shipping delay on my order.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Whelp, Kitchenette was definitely not where I expected to see my first Glen Rice mention of the week...

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)