Here you go.

It’s fucked up how they're teaching their daughter how to lie at such an early age. So gross.

Hey guess what? You're an asshole! Have a shitty, discriminatory day. 

She needs to be fired. Immediately. She can take her apology and shove it right up her ass. What a crushing disappointment. Oh my god.

They always, ALWAYS call us to lead when something is failing/faltering. GM, Yahoo, HP, et al.

Men really never fail to disappoint.

I’ve had SO much awesome sex using Craigslist. I’ve met every boyfriend through it. Never had a bad time (because I question the shit out of every prospective partner). I’ve yet to use Tinder or any other of the newfangled apps. I’m 40 now and after 17 years of CL success, I’ll probably always be CL loyal.

I’m so incredibly fucking disappointed in Stewart.

I definitely do Not remember every time. I remember about 80% of them, and I was always sober. Granted I’ve been with 175ish men and women.

So more and more it looks like the whole thing is bullshit self-sabotage.

So it turns out the whole thing is most likely self-sabotage for publicity. They had an emergency beacon they never turned on and that they neglected to tell the Coast Guard about. When they Did finally cone clean they said they never used it because they didn’t think they were in that much danger! They were in…

Uh, why would any company with such a loved, known brand name like Coach change it? People are super dumb.

How in the blue fuck is this fucking Legal! Oh my god!

Are you kidding? Most people in power are dumb as fucking rocks.

I had Krispy Kremes today. They were fucking GREAT.

I can’t fucking believe they allowed that bitch to touch them.

We are all married to oblivious idiots. Sigh.

Well that’s certainly the chickenshit way out. (I apologize if you’re being sarcastic! )

OK it’s official, all men are worthless shitheads. Bummer. Glad you’re ok though!

Well doesn’t he sound like a little bitch. Glad I’m not married to him. #whiner