Finally! I can’t believe they didn’t have a bulk buy option with release. I don’t think I’ve pressed a button so fast since the old Track and Field days on the NES!

When I was a teenager, I got it in my head that I would have either a baby or a husband, but not both because that would be too much work.

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Excuse me, Bobby, but Mae Whitman is and will always be Egg. Or Her? Or maybe, Ann.

I was worried for your face, but then I saw it still has 1 gold ring left so you’re safe :3

WTF is this?! Is this licensed? Why would you want an anthropomorphic hedgehog as a mascot for beauty cream? What message are they trying to convey here? Who is their target audience? My brain is going to explode from the questions, the endless questions! GAAAAAAH

It looks like you blue yourself.

To be fair (ugh) I liked how enthusiastic Cutler was on The League.

her?

Think you mean ann veal

This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

This made me chuckle. I tried explaining that whole bizarre “interview” to someone recently and I could not do it justice.

Kinja is blowing my mind right now. I clicked on your article and also got the full versions of the previous 4 articles WITH comments.

Argh remember when Idris Elba was DOPE AS FUCK in Luther? And how he was the greatest criminal mastermind of all time in The Wire? (although the latter isn’t British).

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

I’m more of a Astroglide gent myself.

The truly terrifying thought is Trump doesn’t think he’s lying and clings to them because he is delusional.

Kristin,

I presume that william fichtner will always be dressed in a suit with a loosened tie, rushing too-and-fro looking very sweaty, anxious and bedraggled?