Bet Elizabeth Warren isn’t so proud to be a Cougar now...

I find it to be a blessing and a curse in my case, how about you? 

Lacob’s Splatter?

My first thought when I saw “wife of Warriors majority owner Joe Lacob” was “is there a word for being a beard, but for guys who have sex with trophies?”

I started Googling around to see who the third was before I realized it was just the trophy.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE IN BRINGING THIS UP!!!

Cop identified. This mission is trash.

Eh, 21 Savage goes hard if you have bass in your car, but I understand lol.

that shit was lit idk what you talking about

The reboot games are actually quite fun and it (and the Injustice games) have by far the best story modes in any fighting game ever. They’re legitimately great. And I say this as someone who doesn’t give a shit about the gore at all. 

I think he did a bad job keeping Rick Smith around for as long as he did and said some stupid things recently.  But death is sad to mostly any family, so my condolences.  

We had to put our 17 year old golden/whatever mix, General, down last summer, bless his huge heart. When he was alive I swept the floors every day, and measured the uptake of hair in terms of Donald Trump’s (awful) hair. “Oh, look, babe! Today we have TWO Trump’s worth of hair!” Now, as I write this, I realize I was…

It’s only a matter of time until he falls off the wagon

But the real question is, when that happened did he turn around and eat it? We had one that did. In front of our new neighbors.

if i’m not mistaken, that’s the “i’ll murder you in your sleep, poop on your laptop, and raid the fridge, but not necessarily in that order” look.

This summer I would take my dogs on walks but the smaller one straight up refused to keep walking after a few minutes. I shoved her in a tote bag in hopes she’d get uncomfortable but she fucking loved it:

The way he shook his head behind her when he knew she got it wrong

You play Beyond: Two Souls multiple times a year?...