“KILL THE BEAST” and “LOCK HER UP” are pretty much the same message to the silent majority.

I am feeling good and hopeful about Fargo Ewan McGregor

ding ding ding! you win! first comment to shit on her!

Big lawfirms tend to have good maternity leave benefits.

International media huh.

The rings were not recovered.

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed…

You forgot:

I can’t wait until I break the news that someone has died...

Crazy Jimmy aside, get a colonoscopy when you turn 50. A colonoscopy is the only screening test that can actually prevent cancer. No, the prep is no fun but it is more fun than a surgery and six months of chemotherapy. I’m tired of seeing people in their early sixties with metastatic colon cancer that could have been…

For both their sakes, I hope Butt had insurance.

One of the features of the game is character customization, so we’ll see pretty of cool looks I bet.

“Who will saaaaaaaaaaave yer baubles?”

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

I read that headline as “Kendall Jenner Got Robbed of $200k By Jewel” and got irrationally excited.

Snake is only in the beginning of MGS2. That other guy was Iroquois Pliskin. ;)

Kawhi Leonard: “requesting permission to dunk”.
Air traffic control: “#2, runway is clear for takeoff”

“You will go to see Trainspotting 2. You will pay full price, not go to the matinee for the cheap tickets.”

You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.