When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Such things are on a need-to-know basis and lawyers are very, very good at knowing what they need to not know.

Hi, commenters! You’re going to fill these comments with stuff about how Riley sucks and I’m going to think you’re talking about me even though I hope you aren’t. Just wanted you to know that’s a thing I live with Every. Single. Day.

Step 3 is profit.

the meme is strong in this child...

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

Your cousin Rubin, such a fine doctor... Why can’t you be more like him?

Always telling them they aren’t as good as Mrs. Koufax’s boy.

https://www.google.com/amp/deadspin.com/5900973/pain-is-a-gift-and-other-notes-from-a-terrified-father-during-a-seven-week-premature-birth/amp

Isn’t the whole point of a women’s strike to show how things fall apart without women, though?

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

i see what you did there

The Raiders, huh? Well, thankfully, they’ve never had a past-his-prime RB show up and put down severely paltry numbers. Oh wait...

*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!

I expect this from a defense attorney with no other real options. The judge should be ashamed for allowing it.

The Skins are a nasty organization that tries to make the work life of employees they want to fire miserable so they quit, to avoid paying the rest of the contract. This is why nobody with another option wants to work for them.

I have an opposite story.