Here you go buddy. Now there’s a steel tip in there. I want to see you use it.

Everyone have their safety pins ready?

I’d sooner let a facehugger near my head than let Kellyanne ‘into my heart’. UGH.

“We collectively, as YouTubers, have built this thing. It is ours, not theirs.”

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.

MOst companies think that the person will simply cave to their demands. Most do.

She has the same kind of acting style as her mother — just suuuuper laid back and chill and understated. Like they just did three hours of yoga and smoked a bowl.

She’s got legs.

I think hes fuckin hilarious.

I’m beginning to suspect that the blue checkmark on Twitter denotes a parody account.

I understand the point of this article, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t briefly intrigued by the eyemojis and IG follow.

“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

Amen

Never underestimate the stupidity of pro sports front offices.

I think you mean Obama’s two terms in office, not to be that guy tho.

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

“Murder, He tweeted”

new miami? so florida man strikes again, but in ohio?

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.