Rest in Pizza-Pizza

A real doctor.

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

Someone released a nock draft with my team (Panthers) takinghim in the 3rd. The fandom mostly rejoiced and assumed he’d paid his debts and learned from his errors. Some suggested that you get what you get for laying hands on an athlete.

2nd Round and 9!!

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

He was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless, he persisted.

The Knicks implying in their tweet last night that Oakley has some kind of issue he needs help with, whether they meant mental or substance abuse, is a great look for them too. Really seems to an outside and impartial observer who could give two shits about the Knicks that someone, probably Dolan, doesn’t like the…

...and now that you’ve reported on it, Schreier, it will be delayed.

You’re doing good work, my man.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

Sorta like college or the Olympic village.

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

Also I hope no one missed this gem.

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Alexis is gone now so nothing matters anyway.

A girl I know ran out of my building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

HOW DARE YOU SIR!