And with that, Julio Jones’ incredible performance is turned into the equivalent of a pat on the head and a ‘you did good, too!’, which sucks, because he was fucking incredible last night.

in Houston we did not have that luxury. I haven’t left my block all day

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

Between another season of Alex Smith or a broken Romo....gimme the Romo

Whatever do you mean?

For the millionth fucking time, Adam Schefter was not and is not bound by HIPAA.

And if you believe that, I have a bridge in wonderful condition I would like to sell you, along with an introduction to my good friend, the Prince of Nigeria.

Dodd-Frank had the best of intentions but very poor execution. If they were to replace it (hahahahaha) with something that worked (HAAAhahahaha) then maybe it would work to our benefit (hahahaha...ha.. Oh God..) but replacing the Fiduciary Rule is straight up self-serving bullshit.

Counterpoint: Marshawn Lynch + Conan = Gold

Guy who cost his company $500 million doesn’t agree with witness who testified against him. Surprising.

Yeah we’re all angry dude. But tarring and feathering the defectors isn’t going to win us any new allies. Better to show support when someone crosses that line so we can encourage others to do the same rather than see them quietly go along with their crowd.

I really hope someday all the moderate Republicans who have been driven out by the successive waves of Religious Right/Tea Party/Trump craziness, band together with the center left Democrats who just want to keep the lights on, the roads paved, and leave the nation in a better place than we started without reinventing…

debut Feb. 15 at 5 p.m

Does dude actually think spousal privilege applies to his diary?

“technophobes”

For herself! And the nanny makes her cheese pasta. All of these things are direct quotes she has said.

I find your lack of understanding disturbing.

I saw Nick Viall walking down the street in Chicago about 3 years ago. Here are the stages of being a dude and recognizing somebody from The Bachelor(ette) on the street:

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”