I’m okay with the public banana ban. They’re disgusting and they smell awful.

(I really thought I was going to come up empty handed on a search. But no... times 1,000)

This right here is why you shouldn’t demand antibiotics every time you get a sore throat and why your doctor should not give them to you.

If that’s the list, may as well shut Grantland down.

I know we all like to laugh at BS, but he does seem to be a good boss to work for; especially if you are a Boston or LA sports fan.

First girl I dated post-divorce, had me over her house to make me dinner. On the menu that night was something called “butterfish.” I had never eaten if before, and after trying some thought it was delicious. So good in fact, I had two whole filets plus the portion of hers that she was too full to finish.

Texas de Brazil, summer of 2014. Now if you don’t know about Texas de Brazil, it’s a goddamn meat free for all. Brazilian style steakhouse where they bring around various meats on skewers, including the ever delicious bacon wrapped filet mignon. They do not stop bringing more meat to your table until you flip over a…

Meet Scott. Scott likes sushi. He especially likes all you can eat sushi. Scott goes to AYCE sushi with a number of friends. Scott’s group is so big that they have to split them at two tables. Scott ends up with Girl A and Girl B

Thank you for the clarification! I was going to say, Fox News let a woman say this????

That Katie Nolan is [thumbs up emoji]

This is like the happiest I’ve been to live in New York.

Interesting question. I feel like it might be only a tangential linkage.

Just writing my truth, dude.

Some celeb statements just seem phone and implausible , I get it!

I assumed this story would end with “so they burned the house down” because that honestly sounds like the only reasonable action.

Jennifer Carpenter should be optioning any and all scripts about Hope Solo’s life story immediately.

I am very conflicted about this. Of course, I don’t think anyone should be exploited for Whole Foods financial gain. But they are prisoners, and these jobs have got to be best case scenario while they’re in there. I can’t say I mind them getting a low wage so long as work conditions and expectations are fair.

The last wedding I went to was all buffet and even had a sliders station. Boom! Problem solved.

Thank you for explaining that, because I have zero knowledge of how drafts work, and the only drafts I ever give a shit about are on Jez