thank you, i was seriously asking haha

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

I’m pretty familiar with comics even though I don’t read them (I absorb comics lore from nerd culture osmosis and wiki-diving, follow the industry through friends and blogs), but Coates is basically one of the few people in America who writes on a regular basis that I can just enjoy no matter the topic. He is so…

Coates—who, for the record, I’m friendly with but haven’t hung with in, like, years

I completely read the title, and before I read the article thought, “Yeah it doesn’t matter - says the woman who has gotten married four times... it’s not like marriage is sacred to her or anything... oh wait.”

And they called Aaron Hernandez a flight risk.

You don’t buy..what? That he was injured? That he was in a coma? That he’s had a rough time coming back? That his peers are glad to see him up and about?

She’s so put upon, and yet her strength and calmness despite being around icky poo poo gays endures. Truly a hero for the ages./s

Yes, especially because you CAN catch it, you know!

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

Like all Ryan Murphy shows, it will be amazing for the first two seasons then it will suck and we will be left wondering why it's still on the air.

The only show I care about this fall is Ash vs Evil Dead, it’s a guaranteed success!

You missed the best part!

He also thought the piece needed more quotes from inspirational leadership voices like Maya Angelou, Ralph Ellison, and Jason Whitlock.

One of Scott Van Pelt’s recurring bits on radio was taunting fellow Maryland native Tim Kurkjian with that curious dialect known as “Ballimerese”

Good line from SVP about bat spinning guy video, “Just know this, first you’ll be on Deadspin, and then you’ll be on Sports Center”

Purchase knife.

“WOAH! ANOTHER MGSV ARTICLE THAT I HATE? BETTER INVEST MY TIME AND ENERGY ON IT AS I TYPE A SNARKY COMMENT OF A RELEVANT GAME THAT PEOPLE ARE ACTIVELY PLAYING RIGHT NOW” - Soraka