I mean, she probably didn’t know it was called gender reassignment surgery or what it entailed, but she figured out if you had a lot of money, you could go to the doctor have them change you from a girl into a boy, and that’s what she wanted, so she started it saving. That’s perfectly within the grasp of a five…

I think a kid watching tv and making a life altering decision is kinda normal.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

At the end it’s clear that Dan has realized Whitlock kidnaps women and chains them in his basement.

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

Only if they high five.

I see a tower.

Houston had planned to match the offer, but after Bosh pulled out of Houston’s offer (seemed like a sure deal) it forced Houston to let Parsons end up in Dallas since it would have really tied up the cap-space for the next several years. Houston exercising their team-option on the final year of Parsons contract was a…

Great. Then when I want to taunt you I can moon Saturn.

It is an out of town tourist.........

WHATEVER, you are all just jealous of those smokin hot chicks that won’t stop calling me

Fuck off asshole. The only childish ones are the pathetic “hackers” who phoned in bomb threats on his plane. Oh wait. They are not just childish they are scumbag criminals.

These kinds of comments piss me off. Yes, sure, his comments sparked ire, but to say something like this implies that this action is deserved. It isn’t.

not even one day after Julius Kivimaki was given a two year suspended sentence and walked off laughing, the LS twitter feed boasted about how they had a free pass. lo and behold, away they go. thousands of peoples lives inconvenienced by these little pricks.

Unrelated note: I am going to come out against gay rights if that FREAK AD doesn’t stop popping up at the top of the page for some brand’s gay rights thing. Every time I try and click on the top post I end up on that stupid ad because Kinja is all “psyche! we are going to place this ad here RIGHT WHEN YOU CLICK.”

Except it was clearly a poison pill contract that Dallas was hoping Houston would match. Houston wanted to wait to sign Parsons because they were still gunning for Chris Bosh at the start of free agency, and Parsons had been promised Rockets would match any offer (or so he says).

ISIS hates America too, but at least they have the decency not to lick someone else’s donuts.

Still the best ever impression of a hot dog

Yes but the true ending is also on youtube and much more rewarding watching it at your own discretion than slogging through every riddler trophy.

yes