Bruce Springsteen fanboys not on the list? Entire list invalid.

And God bless her. I would.

In related news, Jake from State Farm just signed with Prudential for less money in order to escape that toxic work environment.

Apparently we score every time you’re getting beer.

If I knew how to update Wikipedia, I’d change Carli Lloyd’s profile to the Secretary of Offense.

Jeez, everything about the Spurs is first-class. They continue to show that they’re the legit best sports organization in the world. I am mildly envious of their fans.

Operating a business in the public sphere means you agree to comply with anti-discrimination laws. Nobody forced the business owners to do that.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

Hey look guys, it’s a Cardinals fan

While I respect the craft and the dedication, dude’s trying way too hard to pull off Hardy’s effortless puppy dog eyes. This is like Harvey Fierstein trying to emulate Pavarotti. It is very difficult.

I just find it weird because a T and jeans is more of Connor’s look.

BANNED.

“I have an army.”

He got famous by talking out his ass. I’m not surprised he’s sticking with the formula.

I beat this challenge on my first try, ON PC! Get on my level, scrubs!

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

Look at that. Someone who knows what they’re talking about.

Thou cometh at Odin, thy’d best not miss.