The night that happened you could hear a collective groan in my apartment complex in Austin.

Love those Springer Dingers. Or dongers. Player’s choice.

Who?

That’s why I said it doesn’t excuse her.

I’m not excusing her, but the economy is not as great in a lot of fly over states. Manufacturing job losses everywhere, not as much money to be made in agriculture, less innovation, they have to move on to something new.

“Despite the settlement, the NYPD admitted no wrongdoing in the matter.”

Wenworth Miller needs to spend more time playing Captain Cold.

Really hope this provides inspiring material for The Best Fans in Baseball twitter account.

Silly Peter Parker. Stark manufactured suits are for Avengers.

Jason, stop being right all the time.

Please Dear Sweet Baby Jesus: Make Cathy and her daughter stars off the new show. Thank you.

I’drather agonize over Embiid’s potential than have the owner crowd source the room before making a draft pick.

Love how you guys act like The Process didn’t pay off. Saric is really damn good. With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league. Next year they add Ben Simmons and they have that great draft swap with Sacramento. Yeah it hurt, but trust the process.

Luckily Oakland never really did that.

If an owner wants to move a team they should at least to some sort of public shaming, like I dunno, putting them in the stocks or throwing shit at them in public for a solid few hours or lock them in a cage with a wolverine on PCP (I’ll thank George Carlin for that one).

As a Houston I would like to know what culture we have to appropriate? Please say it’s screw.

I wasn’t gonna say that, but I’m glad you did.

I was trying to inject some humor.

Thank you for getting it.

Why is this showing up in my Kotaku? Shouldn’t this be posted to Deadspin?