I have many thoughts from Taboo Island, particularly regarding Tom Hollander’s character.

With the exception of “Good Place” I can’t stand Kristen Bell

My favorites were the ones explained to me on The League, like when an athlete is a class act, that means he is black and well spoken.

I thought it might be True Blood rules. Like when Jessica hadn’t lost her virginity before being turned. So she would always have her hymen (poor girl). Maybe if Logan was circumcised before his mutation activated his body wouldn’t know to heal it back.

But I mean at least you took a shot at it.

A) Nobody is mommy shaming

I can imagine Trump getting all competitive and trying to hold a puppy after seeing this and pulling a Lenny by accident.

My son loves avocado. Hated it at first, but now grabs at it with gusto.

No she said she didn’t want to push the baby to solids too soon. That’s ambiguous.

Of course there isn’t. In fact it’s adorable watching them eat real food. I can’t tell you the number of laughs I’ve had while watching my kid eat stuff like pineapple and Bamba (separately of course).

Wait, is she saying you can’t feed solids and breast feed? I know I’m a man, but that can’t be right. We fed my son solids and he had his milk too at 6 months and he was gravy. I think the baby is waking up because it is hungry.

He gave that employee a free boob job!

No offense, but did you even read the circumstances of the claims made against Mcintosh. Yes, Rick Perry, should have better things to do with his time, but from what I understand, the voter intimidation claims turned out to be a little flimsy and there was very little due process applied to the whole situation. I…

Ahhhh of course. I totally forgot you have to sign for pizza. My bad. Yeah I mostly use Favor and Postmates, when it comes to pizza I drive because it’s close enough.

Which apps are you using? None of mine make me sign.

That’s why I have my food delivered a block away, so they don’t know which one I’m in.

If you’re gonna spend that much time transcribing quotes maybe just post a clip?

They won’t end up together (my belief), but I’m fine with that.

Where will I get my Jordache jeans now?

Maybe it’s a Jacob’s Ladder situation.